edmund dulac
indianajosh:

Translation:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. (I’m literally dying at “meelkshaayiky”)
From my friend and uber-talented calligrapher, Josh Berer, who was inspired to create this after a recent hilarious Facebook conversation about awful Arabic calligraphy requests he receives from people. The conversation took on multiple tangents from multiple people, and eventually spiraled into this.
For more of his awesome calligraphy, see his blog linked above, or visit his professional calligraphy website. Seriously, this guy is talented. And hilarious.